Friday, July 15, 2016

Archbishop Chaput Puts Sex in the Headlines

Catholics in Philadelphia who are divorced and civilly remarried will be welcome to accept Holy Communion – as long as they abstain from sex and live out their relationships like “brother and sister”.


We read of Archbishop Chaput
Whose mouth was filled with his foot
Whenever he spoke
It made people choke
So they called him a silly old chook
So Chaput is pronounced as "shap poo"
So rhyming with foot will not do
But his words are absurd
Which of course rhyme with turd
And that's why this Limerick just grew!!!!!
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